30 Hilarious Things You Can Say During Sex And While Playing Monopoly
Written by wolverat on July 13, 2020
1. How much do I owe you?
2. This is taking too long.
3. I’m going to fuck you so hard.
4. You fucking cheater.
5. Why is grandma just watching us do this?
6. If there’s just the two of us, there’s no point.
7. Move the dog!
8. Can’t we just stop? This is getting boring.
9. I knew I should have got a hotel.
10. No, I don’t want to play with you, uncle.
11. Would you pay attention, please?
12. This is gonna cost extra.
13. Can you stop fucking me, FOR FIVE MINUTES!
14. If you do that, I’ll divorce you.
15. There, my rent is paid for.
16. I’m going to jail for this.
17. Let me see what the community chest has to offer…
18. Loser has to clean up.
19. I am going to dominate you.
20. I can’t remember the last time we did this.
21. Double the usual rate?!
22. You landed on my spot, thanks.
23. Did you have to invite your sister?
24. Here’s your $20.
25. I’m winning! I’m winning!
26. Let’s see what the card says to do.
27. You just landed on Water Works.
28. I’m never going to recover financially from this.
29. How did all this stuff even fit in this box?
30. That took forever to finish.